EUROPEAN COOLING UPDATE / UNIT 01Sponsor an air conditioner with your company logo: 18 advertising panels from $100, displayed for at least 12 months, with installation photos and a link to your website.
Europe’s cooling strategy is closing the shutters at noon and opening a window at 3am. I am defecting to refrigerant, and eighteen logo panels pay for it.
Each blue panel is real paint on the unit — pick one to see its details and claim it.
Fixed prices, no auctionOne year from installationAny card, charged in dollarsSituation remains warm.
$25 puts your chosen name here permanently. No physical logo. Consider it a small contribution to continental cooling capacity.
Stripe checkout, instant. The position is held for 30 minutes and marked sold when payment clears.
Upload your logo at checkout — SVG, PNG, JPG or WebP. Vector is what the printer wants, and larger production files can still follow by email.
Your artwork is printed and applied at installation, and the photos come to you. Europe gains one functioning split system.
Every logo is reviewed by hand. If the exact position cannot be delivered safely, you receive an equivalent placement or a refund. Performance claims remain unavailable because this is an air conditioner, not Meta Ads.
The campaign funds an efficient split system and a professional installation. Europe is getting AC whether Europe likes AC or not.
Proposed indoor temperature: 21°C. Current European policy: open the other window too.
Your logo in the selected position for at least 12 months after installation, installation photos, a campaign-page link and credit in the reveal.
Yes. Buy them one at a time, as many as you want. Private capital may enter the European cooling sector at scale.
Because the air conditioner has a secondary responsibility: air conditioning. Anything unsafe, unreadable, warranty-breaking or likely to peel is off the board.
No adult content, gambling, MLMs, illegal products, misleading medical claims, hate or impersonation. If I would not post it from the project account, it does not go on the AC.
Your card can, which is the part that matters. Checkout is in US dollars and there is no option to be charged in anything else, but any card Stripe accepts will pay a dollar charge — your bank does the conversion and sets the real rate, so the euro figures on this page are approximate and never the amount charged. Nothing about the dollar sign is a border control. Your bank takes its cut of the exchange rate, a European gets air conditioning, and the continent quietly accepts that this is how it was always going to end.
No. It is a fixed-price sponsorship purchase with defined recognition. Sponsors do not own the equipment and receive no financial return.